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Duche Fusion

B: Can we go after that? I really hate it here.
Maybe the library?
me: the library is closed
B: or the parking lot?
me: Yeah, sure.
Let me finish my coffee and stuff
B: This fucking sucks...look at all the coffee house nimrods.
me: That's the owner
B: What a duche
me: The dude with the hat at the counter
I think it's spelled douche
B: not for him
It is definitely spelled duche
What a fucking duche
me: I'm going to finish this blog post
then we can leave this duche stand
B: I just want to go throw him through the window. I bet he just runs this place so he can hang our with his duche friends in his duche place with his duche lifestyle and be a MASSIVE duche
what a goddamn duche!!!!
Look the other duche is talking to him!!!
me: He's cool, he has a beard and glasses.
He's at least a douche.
B: It's a duche beard. What a duche!!!!!
The egg is the sign of the duche!!! Only duches take discover!!!
me: I love you so much right now.
I thought you wanted to leave... I'm never going to finish when you keep BOTHERING me
B: I am gonna play "How hard can I hit one duche with the other duche" Hell I might create duche fusion the most powerful power source EVER!!!!!!!
Though I would probably just end up with duche fission and then I'd have duche waste product EVERYWHERE!!!!! At least this place already exuded duche!
me: On the cover of Time: Inventor of DUCHE FUSION
It's off the grid, duche powered.
B: Ok, sign the duche's evil duche recipt so we can leave
me: I'm going to put this on the internet
B: Ok....be sure to include a picture of the duches
me: the most powerful power source EVER!!!!!!!
B: LET'S GO!!!! THE duche might infect us all!!!!

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