B:
This fucking sucks...look at all the coffee house nimrods.
me:
That's the owner
B:
What a duche
me:
The dude with the hat at the counter
I think it's spelled douche
B:
not for him
It is definitely spelled duche
What a fucking duche
me:
I'm going to finish this blog post
then we can leave this duche stand
B:
I just want to go throw him through the window. I bet he just runs this place so he can hang our with his duche friends in his duche place with his duche lifestyle and be a MASSIVE duche
what a goddamn duche!!!!
Look the other duche is talking to him!!!
me:
He's cool, he has a beard and glasses.
He's at least a douche.
B:
It's a duche beard. What a duche!!!!!
The egg is the sign of the duche!!! Only duches take discover!!!
me:
I love you so much right now.
I thought you wanted to leave... I'm never going to finish when you keep BOTHERING me
B:
I am gonna play "How hard can I hit one duche with the other duche" Hell I might create duche fusion the most powerful power source EVER!!!!!!!
Though I would probably just end up with duche fission and then I'd have duche waste product EVERYWHERE!!!!! At least this place already exuded duche!
me:
On the cover of Time: Inventor of DUCHE FUSION
It's off the grid, duche powered.
B:
Ok, sign the duche's evil duche recipt so we can leave
me:
I'm going to put this on the internet
B:
Ok....be sure to include a picture of the duches
